senior citizen

This morning Lou and I called the cable company because we were thinking of downgrading our package.  The helpful customer service girl told us that the package we were interested in is very popular with the senior citizens.  Fucking hell.

In better news, I think Bean has gained three pounds on my Fatten Her Up Kibble Plan.

In worse news, I think I have gained 5 pounds with my Live In Boyfriend, Eat Lots of Meat and Chocolate diet.

I will be swearing off the chocolate, running and doing yoga every day until my body goes back to  normal.  What is the name of those vitamin thingies you take and where do You buy them?

Also, Where Have You Been?!?!  You haven’t responded to my 1.) blog comment 2.) text message 3.) phone call4.) googlechat

WTF?

Am I stalkerish?

Love,

Sarah Yates